NO TIME FOR SERGEANTS

COMEDY

Ira Levin

The original Broadway hit starring Andy Griffith and Don Knotts. This piece is our love letter to America and its 250th anniversary.

Get ready for a salute to laughter in No Time for Sergeants, the Broadway hit stage comedy that marches to its own hilarious beat! When country bumpkin Will Stockdale is drafted into the U.S. Air Force, his wide-eyed innocence, unshakable good nature, and knack for chaos turn military life upside down. From baffled sergeants to frustrated officers, no one is safe from Will’s well-meaning blunders and backwoods wisdom. Full of slapstick humor, sharp dialogue, and endearing charm, this fast-paced comedy is an absolute crowd-pleaser. Come celebrate the 250th anniversary of America at the Parker.

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One of the funniest plays ever seen on Broadway, with a warm and affectionate quality that is rare in comedies.

“Take a simple and lovable innocent, guileless, gullible and without malice, and place him in juxtaposition to the pompous earnestness of military discipline and bureaucracy, and you have the springboard for mockery that can be both devastating and heartwarming…its gift for uproarious lampooning is matched only by its genial good nature.” —New York Post.

Adults $32 

Children $23 (pricing for 17 and under) 

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No outside food or drink is permitted.

Late arrivals may not be seated until a break or at intermission.

Age Recommendation: 7+

No babies or toddlers permitted

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